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This is the cats page and is created by Scooter [Bellatrix]. I used to live
in the county with the guy who wrote the other pages but he moved to the city.
It's a nice place because the birds are slow and the bugs are big and juicy.
Plus I've got my own screened in porch for those sunny days and cool nights.
The porch is nice because it keeps me safe from the foxes, wolves and bears. Here I am getting ready to pounce on some POUNCE!  Thanks! I needed that! I guess I'd better look pretty for the camera.  It's a good thing I exercise or I'd never be able to catch the bugs. Here I am getting ready to jog on the treadmill.  What a way to work up a sweat! That should be enough for now.  I should thank the guy that lived with me for not erasing these pages when he found them. He's old and fat and smokes too much but at least he played string and run and chase pretty well [until he got out of breath]. Plus, he never forgot the POUNCE when he went to the store. If he had just cleaned out the cat box a little more often, I would have been ecstatic. Like most people, he thought I lived with him instead of the other way around. I never corrected him. It took me a while to finish this page because my sister Chubbs [Anubis] passed away and is in kitty heaven with some of our other friends [there's no such place as kitty hell!]. I put her favorite poem along with her picture on the other page and you can look here to read it. Then you'll know why I show two names for every cat. This is a picture of her and my other sister who is also in kitty heaven. I never met her but her name is Scamp [Loren].  There are no dogs welcome and only people who love cats can visit. If you're a dog that someone is helping use a computer [we know you aren't smart enough to do it yourself], go ;here; and then go away. If you don't, we'll have to get Bruno [Beelzebub] to visit you. He's the cat in the picture. He's not the smartest cat around [which still makes him much smarter than any dog] but he still knows how to bite and scratch. I'd show you a poodle that made the mistake of chasing him but Bruno hasn't finished digesting him yet. [Bruno says they don't taste like chicken!]
Below are the cat pictures. If you want your picture posted, e-mail me. (Cats only!)                |
