| Dawn Diego | eos@mother-earth.biz | |
| Kenny Duit | kennyg@oal.arpa | |
| Willy Duit | willyd@oal.arpa | |
| Ingo Dwetrust | igotalife@oooo.net | |
| Myster Egest | misteregest@joinme.com | You Are Here! Don't click! |
| Lance Ellot | round-table@warmbeer.com | |
| Frank Enbeenz | fande@fart-smeller.net | |
| Les Filling | tastes.great@suds-are-us.in | |
| Art Fresco | metro.politan@artsy-fartsy.org | |
| Frank N. Furter | imnotfande@fart-smeller.net | |
| Bill Gates | bgates@microslop.com | |
| Ruby Glasses | iseeredpeople@get-a-life.edu | |
| Tom E. Gunn | rat-a-tat@ammo.org | |
| Buster Hart | blue.meany@heartbreaker.arpa | |
| Gabby Hayes-Modem | old.man@young-at-heart.aero | |
| Ida Horr | get-some-cheap@dvdvdvd.com | |
| Hope Igetsome | see-ida@aboveme.org | |
| May Igo | go-now@moody-blues.coop | |
| Hugh Jass | help-me@jennie-kraig.com | |
| Dick Johnson | peter@whcs.arpa | |
| Tiny Johnson | petey@whcs.arpa | |
| Candy Kane | tastey@porno-for-tiros.net | |
| Kitty Katz | pussy.galore@bond.eng | |
| General Kayos | who.what.where@guess.museum | |
| Tommy Knocker | writer@maine-mackeral.org | |
| Jimmy Krackedcorn | anidontcare@do-re-mi.info | |
| Joe Ksawnyu | fun.at.last@last.in | |
| Davis Kupp | love-to-ace@cat-gut.org | |
| Stanley Kupp | scorer@sports.net | |
| Jeannie Lamp | hubba.hubba.@bubba.biz | |
| Calder Kupp Jr. | assistant@sports.net | |
| Penny Lane | nickleson@pathway.in | |
| Rufus Leakey | 000-1@duh.arpa | |
| Harry Leggs | razor-blade@gilettte.com | |
| Amy Leightagin | time-line@merino.info | |
| Jerry Mander | pols@cheaters.aero | |
| April May | june@july.arpa | |
| Tai Medown | rope-a-dope@muhamed-ali.net | |
| Abby Mugabe | dear@reedme.edu | |
| Felicia Nado | oral-annie@nastigirls.org | |
| Rick O'Shea | off-the-wall@hes-out.biz | hes-out.biz/goin/index.html |
| Rich Orpour | money-man@finance-net.coop | |
| Peter Pansy | lite-loafer@gay-guy-pride.info | |
| Alfredo Pasta | cheese@sauce.arpa | |
| Don Perignon | drinkup@wino-wines.in | |
| Corporal Poonishmend | whack.whack.jack@123.aero | |
| Jemimah Puddleduck | beatrice@potter-mouth.com | |
| Dawn Quixote | tilt-a-whirl@gaimes.arpa | imgonnabesick/index.html |
| Pete Repeat | over-and-over@updown.museum | |
| Matt Rimony | eeyew@i-hate-love.org | |
| Susan Saranwrap | mute-and-dumb@unknownz.info | |
| Friday Sargeant | cops-and-rubbers@orora.coop | |
| Clarance Sayle | alexis-cousin@britcoms.edu | |
| Abel Seiman | aweigh-we-go@aquauman.org | |
| Boom Shakalaka | sis-boom-bah@cheerleader.biz | cheerleader.biz/sib-boom-bah.html |
| William Shakespeare | the-bard@avon-calling.arpa | |
| April Showers | bring-may-flowers@gardan.com | |
| Ruby Slippers | theresnoplacelike@home.coop | |
| Vera Small | hmmmmm@mytreat.biz | |
| Louis Socalexis | baseball@maine.xyz.org | |
| Robert Socks | at-the-hop@yamaguchi.org | yamaguchi.org/bobby/index.html |
| Bea A. Sport | soccer-gal@sports.museum | |
| Harry Spyder | upthespout@teensyweensy.in | |
| Ima Squaw | welalin@mikmaq.edu | |
| Charlie Starkweather | hesdeadjim@startrec.com | |
| Les Thanperfekt | 404@everysite.com | |
| Jean Therapi | mutants@x-women.net | |
| Honore Thymother | mater@apple-pie.org | apple-pie.org/mater/index.html |
| Justin Time | notearly@time.magazine.in | |
| Missy Udeah | waynefrommaine@woohoo.org | |
| Chuck Upp | disagree@food-venue.edu | |
| Leigh Weigh | slim-chance@borderline.com | |
| Snidely Whiplash | foiled-again@cartoons.net | |
| Anna Wonanatu | lwelk@old-timers.net | |
| Jan Yewery | early@calendar-girls.in | calendar-girls.in/early/index.html |
| June Yewery | late@calendar-girls.in | calendar-girls.in/late/index.html |
